I can't beat monster butts,
but I can feed your hungry guts

 

And all the best words together couldn’t hold the happiness.

Katherine Hannigan (via observando)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

Words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic, capable of both inflicting injury and remedying it.

Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter) by J.K. Rowling (via rhiflea)

I will be your accident
If you will be my ambulance
I will be your screech and crash
If you will be my crutch and cast
I will be your one more time
If you will be my one last chance
So fall for me

I will be your accident
If you will be my ambulance
I will be your screech and crash
If you will be my crutch and cast
I will be your one more time
If you will be my one last chance
So fall for me

danieljlayton:

chomokh:

still the best thing to come out of Australia

The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry.

@hellobk YOU!

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