I can't beat monster butts,
but I can feed your hungry guts

 

when-in-doubt-sing:

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

beesmygod:

greenapparatus:

highlandvalley:

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in
@bijutsu1
https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

LET THEM IN

WAIT THIS IS THAT MUSEUM THAT MAKES THE INCREDIBLE TOTE BAGS BC OF THESE CATS

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buzzfeed:

pettyartist:

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

(Source: madejsbridge)

purplebuddhaquotes:

“My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

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3 years

6 cars

2 apartments

2 houses

3 cats

1 little one on the way!